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NAME:
Carmen is Hebrew for "garden" or "field of fruit."

ALSO KNOWN AS:
CarmsCarmexCaramelSweetumsThunder-chunks.

AMBITIONS:
To record an album of cat songs. To be CEO of a Fortune 1000 pet food corporation.

TURN-ONS:
Neckrubs, cellophane tape, licking people's hair, skin, and clothing.

TURN-OFFS:
Dirty litter box, vacuum cleaner, closed doors.

FAVORITE GAME:
Paw and jump at dangling toy.

FAVORITE SONG:
"Closer to Fine" by Indigo Girls.

STRANGE BUT TRUE:
If you forget to put away a bottle of gel, I'll lick the outside of it until you ask me to stop. I also like licking water droplets on the inside of my water bowl more than I like drinking the water directly.
I AM ALWAYS:
Curious, hungry.

HANDS ON:
I love a full-body massage that starts with my ears and neck, then moves to my shoulders and back, and finishes with my tummy and legs.

THE BEST CATS ARE:
Always ready to curl up with you if you want them to, or always ready to take a hike if you want to sleep alone.

MORE & LESS:
Think less, meow more. Chew less, eat more.

I HATE IT WHEN:
People move my arms and legs like I'm dancing.

THREE RULES TO LIVE BY:
1. Clean your butt at least once a day.
2. Learn English but don't let anyone know.
3. Always be second in line for food. That way you don't look pushy.



Copyright ©1996 by Carmen